Ramblings of my child

Today my lovely child is home sick with me. Yes some of you moms are gasping at the horror of a sick child but even sick he's a great kid to be around.

These are some of his random statements to me today:

"Mom my pokemon are hungry!" (kid) "Well what do they eat?" (mom)
"Mom! They like BACON! Well except for this one he likes dog food. Just kidding he likes crackers!" (kid who is now laughing at his own joke)

"Mom look I drew Luigi! With roller skates on!" (kid) "Wow that's great bubba!" (mom)
"Oh wait I forgot his skates!" (kid rushing to fix it)

"MOM!" (kid) "Yes?" (mom) "I need to kiss you please. I need to kiss you and make you back into a girl cause I'm hungry for lunch!" (kid) "Ack!" (mom is running away, screaming in terror of kisses. Well ok in terror of germs but it's the same thing sometimes!!)